"If it ends in '-play,' it's generally acceptable; if it ends in '-sports,' it's no good." -happiestsadist on sex. "It's like picking out a puppy, except you get to eat it." -happiestsadist on a cheesecake display "You're in Buttfuck when there's only like 6 houses and no public bathrooms but strangers let you use theirs. When you notice that nobody's ever left Buttfuck and everybody is related to each other more than once and the sun is going down, that's when Buttfuck turns to Fuckton." -happiestsadist on Fuckton. "You know you're thwarted when you start anthropomorphizing."> -gamesiplay.